pass the blunt to your followers

pass the blunt to your followers

Two .5 mdma rocks

Two .5 mdma rocks

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

theonetruenators:

atotorakku:

lolsofunny:

if you’re about to die, might as well try.

YO

oh shit
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this

theonetruenators:

atotorakku:

lolsofunny:

if you’re about to die, might as well try.

YO

oh shit

he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away

so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this